What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.