What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich?

Ka-Mayomayo

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.