What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.