What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

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What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.