What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage