What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.