What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage