How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What'd you call this again?

Alien Chef: OH MY GOD YOU ATE MY GRANDMOTHER!