How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich?

A Plebeian J

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor