How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA?

Because women can't drive

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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How do you email a sandwich?

In bytes.

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."