Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
They didn't know their limits
Sorry...that was my fault.
He's down to Earth.
An ambulance.
Because they're stupid and illiterate.
When the sandwich drops I'm sad.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
He used the holy immaculate contraception
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
