What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

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What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!