What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!