He got fired.
Piratechnics!
Because she was a woman
Damn, I burnt one."
None of your business!
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Because Joseph was Stalin.
House blend.
Get off me homes.
Seashells
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Holy smoke!"