What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house?

A: When the door is open.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.