He got fired.
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
It was a Freudian slip
Because they drink it before it's cool.
You get Talibanned
Russia kept Stalin it
A: A light house.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
It was a poultry amount
To keep their pants up.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
