What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

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How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.