What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.