What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.