What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.