What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent