Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

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Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.