Demon Jokes

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Lap Jokes More Lap Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

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Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.