Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
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An exorcist.
Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.
Because there's no rust for the wicked
Posession
A: A vacant posession.
Possession.
They show possession.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Bookkake
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Shoepremacy.
You did that on porpoise
Because its true car-rot
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
They woooooooOOOOOOOooooo them.
Because there'd be no charge.
He charges a calligra-fee of course!