Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.