Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c: