What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone