What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!