What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.