What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.