What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What do you call a black man with a MD?

A doctor you racist.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!