What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!