What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own