What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Bite me.

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Thanks for all the sediment.

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Nobody likes the black ones.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.