What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'. "

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts