What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts