What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist