What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What do Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela have in Common?

Theyre both dead and black.

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.