What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

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Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.