What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

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What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.