Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

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Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.