Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

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What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.