What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.