What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.