Submitting a stool sample.
Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.
A landmine.
Because he left the school.
It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.
His grades were below sea level
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
Because she was the Headmaster! My first submitted joke :)
Because today's April full!
A stool sample.
Because he needed a stool sample.