Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools