Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!