Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

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Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!