What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.