What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What did tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....