How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.