How do you stop an Italian from talking?

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!