How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's even more impressive than a talking dog ?

A spelling bee!

What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms?

A urinarrator.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.