How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.