Tie his hands together
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
Marry her.
At devil crossings.
Italians.
Something Italians learn in preschool.
A read-only man.
Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..
In little knotsies....
Because it was Far Out!