How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate