How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky