How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

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What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha