What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot!

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.