What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?

A viper !