What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Viper Jokes More Viper Jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !