Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose