Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.