Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

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Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do you call an STI in your nose?

Sniff-illis

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken