Olive Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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