Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

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Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.