Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.