Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What makes a chef sadder the skinnier it gets?

A: An onion.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.