What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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How does Lady Gaga like her... ...Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."