What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."