What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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How do sharks like their steak?

Whale-done :)

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!