Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES