Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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Why are black people afraid of motorcycles?

They'd get caught in the chain.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.