Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.