Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy