Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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What's going on under there?

Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.