How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!