How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

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