How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.