How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.