How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.