How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.