Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.