Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.