Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.