Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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What did the football say to the football player?

A: I get a kick out of you.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali