It was a boxer!
A turk.
Baana
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.
He always breaks the bat.
he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Half time, they get to switch sides again
The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D
Either your mum, your wife or you.