Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo