Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What do you call an obese terrorist who plays for the Yankees?

Derek Bin Jeter

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay