The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
3 if you don't use protection.
To keep geese from speeding!
The husband.
The line to KFC
6000000
Herr Doctor.
Their last names.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Its the only place she can get love.
I said play pope music not pop music.
Engineers (engine ears).
Conductor
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
With a dustpan..
Tons of koffing spawns.
Herr Jordan
Alzheimer, Grandma.
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
Because it follows the path of least resistance.
He needed more Elba room.
