Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.