Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.