Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Why are atheists so dumb?

Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.