Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.