What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you call a couple, who are both in wheelchairs?

A pair of polegics!

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*