What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Tis Jokes More Tis Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*