What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Single*.

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You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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He was trying to get her pedicure.

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is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*