What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C