Tis Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS