What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.