What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.