What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

Where do bros go for spring break?

Gainzville.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS