How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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How do you know if you have amnesia?

I don't know.

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

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What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.

What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.