How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief