How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

What is a mattress' favorite season?

Spring.