What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What does the tree says in autumn ?

Leaf me alone.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"