What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.