What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!