What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!