What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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Fo' chisel.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.