He spent all day gargoyling.
Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
James Bonding bah dun tss
Because they always get a little hoarse
Sorry I'm a little horse!
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.
A gargoyle!
