How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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They never want to log off.

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.