How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Gargoyle Jokes More Gargoyle Jokes

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!