How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

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How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.