They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
You mean across
Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(
That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Udder destruction.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Nun
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.
The fruits of her labor.
