They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
All seven or eight of them.
Because they don't want the world to know!
Because it had no porpoise in life.
Boring !
Because they're so full of themselves.
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
An ambulance.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.
They never want to log off.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Because he was resisting a rest.
Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
