How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences