How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.