They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.
You can lick a plate dry
Because we're not all sandwiches
Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.
The former owner of a Note 7
You can tune a chainsaw.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond