What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy.."

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.