They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.
Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.
If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.
You see a woman learn her place.
Nothing, you already told her once.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
A. Reading the waffle iron
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
You can tune a chainsaw.
