What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

Saxophone Jokes More Saxophone Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond