What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises