What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin