What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball