What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who can't draw?

Tracy

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.