What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What do women and fuses have in common?

They blow when they get turned on.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage