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She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
She ran away from the ball.
She choked.
She kept running away from the ball
Because her coach was always a pumpkin.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Nothing, she just made gagging noises
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A woman in her place...
Miscarriage
She should play the lottery too !
cough* *cough*
Cause she ran away from the ball
You see a woman learn her place.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
She always ran away from the ball
She kept running from the ball.
Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Because she ran away from the ball!
She kept running away from the ball.
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
makes choking sounds*
Her coach was a pumpkin
Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)
A lap
Because cars takes you from A to B
B
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.
She peed her pants (read out loud)
He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.
A basketball team
A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
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