Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter