Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do KKK and intensive training have in common?

they both make black guys run faster

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block