Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a football team full of retards?

Special teams.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Who's the most meta player on a Football team?

The PUNter.

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.