What dog would you want on your America...

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams