What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams