What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch