What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch