What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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He didn't want no scrubs

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I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"