What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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What's a physicists favourite graph?

A Van De Graaff.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"