What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

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Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!