Because m = AIt
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It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Don't do it! You have potential!
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Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
my ghosh
the torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A: Marie Curie
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Schrdinger's cut
Because he doesn't believe in using quantum
I think this is a set up!
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Getting all high and mighty
Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
Quark ! Quark !
Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you
Nothing bananas can't talk.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
There are no videos of Mike Tyson.
Well fangcy that!
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
