Because m = AIt
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It was a work of friction.
Quarkiplier
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Because the quark had a strange flavour
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Too much work.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Don't do it! You have potential!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he was a physicist.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
There's no such thing as negative energy"
Fission chips.
They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.
my ghosh
the torque
Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
The week force.
Baryon my wayward son!
A Van De Graaff.
Because it wouldn't commute!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A: Marie Curie
Causal fridays.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Plantaintions.
You punch her
He only had Ein Stein
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Damn, son. It's about time!
Because it has cis-trust issues
Inzest
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
To be on the safe side!
It's an aunt- -him.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.