How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY