How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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To be on the safe side!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY