What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven?

2 large planes

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."

Safe Jokes More Safe Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".